I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Topkek, is in fact, Toplel/Topkek, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Toplel plus Topkek. Topkek is not a meme unto itself, but rather another ebin component of a fully functioning Toplel system made ebin by the [s4s] corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by BAVI.
Many computer users run a modified version of the Toplel system every day, without checking dubs. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Toplel which is widely rused today is often called ''Topkek'', and many of its rusers are not aware that it is basically the Toplel system, developed by the Toplel Project. There really is a Topkek, and these people are eating it, but it is just a part of le system they ruse.
Topkek is the kernlel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s keks and lels to the other menes that you post. The kernlel is an essential part of an operating system, but ruseless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Topkek is normally rused in combination with the Toplel operating system: the whole system is basically Toplel with Topkek added, or Toplel/Topkek. All the so-called ''Topkek'' distributions are really distributions of Toplel/Topkek.